Welcome to Palaver. My name is Ben Zlotucha, the owner, operator, CEO, CFO, site planner, reader, analytics migrator, data farmer, videographer, PR director, intern and Vice President of Acquisitions for our Midwest Division. Please note that the Midwest Division is currently the only remaining division, after a failed takeover of Johnson & Johnson resulted in catastrophic legal fees and at least one amputation.
Our goal at PCMD remains, though: Quality, quantity, and qualnity. Since 2021 we’ve been working together on this goal, and we will not stop until it is met.*
*excepting bathroom breaks
PALAVER COMMUNICATIONS - MIDWEST DIVISION 